omg finally it’s the time of the year to reblog this 65432765432 times
it’s like the rules of tumblrism.
the amount of notes this has is so fetch
stop trying to make fetch happen
It’s not going to happen.
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
who needs friends when you have inactive followers
once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’
then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’
Your friends behind your back when you’re talking to the boy you like.
According to my pokedex Blaziken can clear a 30 story building in one jump. Imagine youre just standing there and this long ass chicken just fuckin takes off into the god damn sky
no blow jobs in my lobby
pop it lock it polka dot it
countrify and hiphop it
put ur hawk in the sky move side to side
jump to the left stick it
IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
omFG ALL WEEK MY DAD HAS BEEN YELLING AT ME ABOUT EATING HIS FRUIT SNACKS AND I PROMISED HIM I WOULDN’T EAT ANY OF THEM AND I WAS IN THE BATHROOM GETTING A ‘LADY PRODUCT’ AND HE HEARD THE WRAPPER OPENING AND SCREAMED “I KNOW YOU’RE EATING MY FRUIT SNACKS” AND HE BUSTED THE DOOR OPEN AND GRABBED IT OUT OF MY HAND AND WALKED ALL THE WAY TO HIS ROOM BEFORE REALIZING HE JUST TOOK A PAD OUT OF HIS 15 YEAR OLD MENSTRUATING
an epic trilogy
THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORY ON THE PLANET
User Pizza knows how to put couples together